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Week-Ahead Projection Email From My Anxiety

Re: Before you do anything — don’t forget about Anxiety!

4 min readApr 29, 2022

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Week-Ahead Projection Email From My Anxiety

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The Foreigner Blog

Quick Tips: What to Expect When Marrying Into A Southern African Family

Congratulations! You found the love of your life and as an extra bonus they got a little Bantu spice!

3 min readMar 24, 2022

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Quick Tips: What to Expect When Marrying Into A Southern African Family

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The Haven

MLB, Fox Announces New Broadcast Initiative: The Ayn Rand Freedom Fighter Week

“After a year of kowtowing to the radical left, our national pastime is returning to its roots: placating rich middle-aged white men”

2 min readJul 30, 2021

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MLB, Fox Announces New Broadcast Initiative: The Ayn Rand Freedom Fighter Week

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Bongani Jeranyama
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Slackjaw

I Asked Soccer Commentator Ray Hudson To Narrate My Day And It Was Magisterial!

Ray showed me that everything I do is like a gazelle that’s developed a taste for meat: brutally majestic.

3 min readJun 3, 2021

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I Asked Soccer Commentator Ray Hudson To Narrate My Day And It Was Magisterial!

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Bongani Jeranyama
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The Haven

IRS Delays Tax Returns As Employees Continue Mourning the Death of DMX

Washington, D.C. — Many Americans have been left on red as the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has struggled to send out tax returns to…

2 min readMay 27, 2021

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IRS Delays Tax Returns As Employees Continue Mourning the Death of DMX

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The Foreigner Blog

An Open Letter to The Chef at My Favorite Jamaican Restaurant Who Never Wants to Serve Me Food

All I want is one beef patty, just one!

3 min readMay 13, 2021

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An Open Letter to The Chef at My Favorite Jamaican Restaurant Who Never Wants to Serve Me Food

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Bongani Jeranyama
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Slackjaw

Spilling The Tea On Every Gilded Age First Lady

Sit back and relax, because we’re going to share the spiciest stories about these nineteenth-century First Ladies.

4 min readFeb 8, 2021

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Spilling The Tea On Every Gilded Age First Lady

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Bongani Jeranyama

High School Students Recruited as Teachers to Keep Schools Open

BROOKINGS (BJ) — With Coronavirus infection numbers getting higher than James Harden in a strip club, many teachers across the country…

4 min readDec 27, 2020

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High School Students Recruited as Teachers to Keep Schools Open

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Bongani Jeranyama

Bongani Jeranyama

Bongani Jeranyama is a stand-up comedian, writer, performer, and the bad boy of satire. You can follow him on Twitter/IG/TikTok: @bonganimadethis

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