Published inSlackjawWeek-Ahead Projection Email From My AnxietyRe: Before you do anything — don’t forget about Anxiety!Apr 29, 20223Apr 29, 20223
Published inThe Foreigner BlogQuick Tips: What to Expect When Marrying Into A Southern African FamilyCongratulations! You found the love of your life and as an extra bonus they got a little Bantu spice!Mar 24, 2022Mar 24, 2022
Published inThe HavenMLB, Fox Announces New Broadcast Initiative: The Ayn Rand Freedom Fighter Week“After a year of kowtowing to the radical left, our national pastime is returning to its roots: placating rich middle-aged white men”Jul 30, 2021Jul 30, 2021
Published inSlackjawI Asked Soccer Commentator Ray Hudson To Narrate My Day And It Was Magisterial!Ray showed me that everything I do is like a gazelle that’s developed a taste for meat: brutally majestic.Jun 3, 20212Jun 3, 20212
Published inThe HavenIRS Delays Tax Returns As Employees Continue Mourning the Death of DMXWashington, D.C. — Many Americans have been left on red as the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has struggled to send out tax returns to…May 27, 20211May 27, 20211
Published inThe Foreigner BlogAn Open Letter to The Chef at My Favorite Jamaican Restaurant Who Never Wants to Serve Me FoodAll I want is one beef patty, just one!May 13, 20211May 13, 20211
Published inSlackjawSpilling The Tea On Every Gilded Age First LadySit back and relax, because we’re going to share the spiciest stories about these nineteenth-century First Ladies.Feb 8, 20212Feb 8, 20212
High School Students Recruited as Teachers to Keep Schools OpenBROOKINGS (BJ) — With Coronavirus infection numbers getting higher than James Harden in a strip club, many teachers across the country…Dec 27, 2020Dec 27, 2020
