Sit back and relax, because we’re going to share the spiciest stories about these nineteenth-century First Ladies.

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You remember the Gilded Age, right? The period between 1877 and 1900 of rapid economic expansion and rampant political mishaps in the United States? Of course you don’t. None of us were alive! It was also the most uninteresting period of your dull AP US History class. Trains, labor unions, reconstruction: boring.

But here’s what they didn’t tell you in Mr. Ramirez’s third-period snorefest: the First Ladies of the Gilded Age were savages. Classy, boogie, ratchet, indeed. …

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In a turn of fate, school districts in the Dakotas are looking to high school students to fill in the gaps for middle school classes.

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